Name: Cool Console Energy

Top Notes: Startup sounds, plastic gloss, childhood glory

Base Notes: Midnight debates, RGB nostalgia, wireless swagger

*Cool Console Energy* smells like the console you still defend in comment sections. Whether you were raised by PlayStation, worshipped the GameCube, or screamed when Xbox dropped the fridge, this scent is for your inner pixel snob. Spray it, boot it, flex it.

Name: Took You Long Enough

Top Notes: Delayed celebration, subtle shade, overdue praise

Base Notes: Bench warmer heat, Twitter sighs, goal drought residue

*Took You Long Enough* is for those magical moments when patience finally smells like progress. Inspired by that “it finally happened” tweet energy, this scent mixes relief, sarcasm, and a hint of “we were starting to wonder.” Spray it with love. And low expectations.

Name: GTA: Utah Edition

Top Notes: Delusional roleplay, tire screeches, main character syndrome

Base Notes: Pixelated chaos, sirens on loop, IRL loading screen

*GTA: Utah Edition* is the scent of confusing real life with a Rockstar trailer. Inspired by one man’s chase scene and bold imagination, this fragrance blends high-speed ego with sandbox-level decision making. Spray it before doing side missions in traffic.

Name: Football Prophet™

Top Notes: Smug aura, WhatsApp screenshots, suspicious accuracy

Base Notes: Coincidence cologne, betting app fumes, humble-brag musk

*Football Prophet™* is the scent of acting chill while secretly screaming 'I TOLD YOU!' inside. Made for accidental psychics, fantasy football gods, and people who only post their correct predictions. Spray it before manifesting next week’s results.

Name: Ready-ish

Top Notes: Pre-match hype, nervous sweat, overused emojis

Base Notes: Shaky formations, tactical optimism, mild delusion

*Ready-ish* is the scent of saying you’re ready… while mentally preparing to park the bus. Inspired by confident matchday tweets before brutal reality hits, this fragrance blends bold announcements with quiet anxiety. Spray it before kickoff, cry after full-time.

Name: Unnecessary Roughness No. 7

Top Notes: Sudden violence, fake innocence, slow motion gasps

Base Notes: Ref whistle delay, sideline confusion, meme-worthy impact

*Unnecessary Roughness No. 7* is for those who don’t wait for the whistle — or a reason. Inspired by one of football’s most random hits, this scent blends impulsive chaos with dramatic flair. Spray it when you want to confuse your coach, the ref, and yourself.

Name: No Stage Without Voice

Top Notes: Unplugged rebellion, fan-sent messages, slow-building thunder

Base Notes: Ethical basslines, echoing respect, future-bound hope

*No Stage Without Voice* is the scent of a band standing with its fans — even when the lights are off. It's bold, brave, and full of resonance. Inspired by Muse’s decision to postpone their Istanbul concert in support of those rising against injustice, this fragrance is for those who believe that music should never play over silence, censorship, or fear.

Name: Creative Accounting No. 10

Top Notes: Perfumed spreadsheets, boardroom panic, a splash of lavender denial

Base Notes: Circular revenue, gentle gaslighting, tax-evading elegance

*Creative Accounting No. 10* is the scent of numbers that smell good, but don’t add up. Inspired by financial footwork worthy of a Champions League semifinal, this fragrance blends sweet fiction with regulatory side-eye. Spray it before calling an internal transfer ‘revenue.’

Name: Relegation with Dignity

Top Notes: Sad claps, ironic chants, petty comfort

Base Notes: Championship matchday posters, frozen pies, Spurs slander

*Relegation with Dignity* is for the fans who’ve accepted their fate — but still need that one last laugh. It’s bitter, bold, and smells like going down swinging (and memeing). Spray it before your team drops… but your standards stay *just* above Tottenham.

Name: Voices Over Power

Top Notes: Marching chants, fresh ink on protest signs, wind in your face

Base Notes: Public school nostalgia, clean air hope, quiet but firm resistance

*Voices Over Power* is a scent for people who don’t sit still when rights are at risk. It smells like purpose, progress, and a peaceful crowd that gets louder with every step. Spray it when you need strength — and something more breathable than billionaire agendas.

Name: Wall of Confusion

Top Notes: Panic breath, screaming coach, desperate formation

Base Notes: Goal-line crowding, misplaced bravery, Sunday league flashbacks

*Wall of Confusion* is what happens when tactics take the day off. This scent blends last-minute chaos with group project energy — no one knows what’s happening, but everyone’s pretending they do. Spray it before every short-range disaster.

Name: Rainy Day Conspiracy

Top Notes: Damp asphalt, whispers of shadowy figures, and an undercurrent of fear.

Base Notes: Seductive secrets, lingering water droplets, and the faintest hint of burnt rubber.

Uncover the fragrant depths of Rainy Day Conspiracy, where each raindrop is a coded message from the universe. Experience the bitter, sweet aroma of paranoia as you inhale the scent of hidden truths and lizard people plotting in the shadows. Let this intoxicating blend drown your senses in delightful chaos while keeping you on high alert.

Name: Meltdown in the Rain

Top Notes: Cloudburst, Chaos, and a Dash of Drama

Base Notes: Tears of Laughter, Heartfelt Regrets, and Glistening Hope

Unleash your inner diva with 'Meltdown in the Rain.' This scent storms onto the scene with a dramatic flourish, echoing the thunderous patter of raindrops mixed with the sweet scent of impending chaos. It lingers on your skin like a tear-streaked smile after an unforgettable reality TV moment, leaving a trail of intrigue and pure emotional drama.

Name: Nose Job by Mou

Top Notes: Backstage villain energy, cold smirk, locker room gossip

Base Notes: Overblown drama, late-game excuses, lightly-scented disrespect

*Nose Job by Mou* is a fragrance for those who don’t just win — they *perform*. Inspired by the world’s most dramatic sideline villain, this scent combines mind games, passive aggression, and one highly unnecessary nose grab. Spray it before causing chaos and blaming the ref.

Name: Devotion No. 45

Top Notes: Loud tweets, red hat smell, way too much excitement

Base Notes: Posters on the wall, fake news perfume, loyal vibes

*Devotion No. 45* is for people who would quit their job, delete their friends, and name their cat ‘Donnie’ just to get noticed. One spray and boom — you're writing emotional letters to someone who doesn't know you exist.

Name: Pitch Mode

Top Notes: Fresh confidence, coffee breath, LinkedIn buzz

Base Notes: Side hustle dreams, sticky notes, fake-it-til-you-make-it energy

*Pitch Mode* is for the future founder in every job applicant. Smells like your first pitch deck, a calendar full of cold emails, and the belief that maybe, just maybe, you got this. Spray it, and go sell something.

Name: Show Up Serum

Top Notes: Alarm clocks, gym bags, slightly forced optimism

Base Notes: Delayed confidence, morning resistance, earned momentum

*Show Up Serum* isn’t about how you feel — it’s about what you do anyway. This scent is forged in early meetings, cold showers, and that one day you didn’t cancel. Spray it when your vibe says 'nap' but your calendar says 'legacy.'

Name: The Grind Musk

Top Notes: Calendar blocks, protein powder, whiteboard ink

Base Notes: 10-year spreadsheets, recycled keynotes, synthetic hustle essence

Introducing *The Grind Musk*, the scent of sweat equity and spiritual exhaustion. Inspired by Hormozi’s law of relentless repetition, this cologne doesn’t pivot — it *executes*. Perfect for boardroom brawls, motivational seminars, and 5AM cold plunges. One spray smells like you've already made it — but you still won’t stop.

Name: Wrong Club, Right Vibes

Top Notes: Confused applause, confident misinformation, low-key chaos

Base Notes: Rumor mill residue, jersey mix-ups, secondhand awkwardness

*Wrong Club, Right Vibes* is the scent of tweeting first, thinking later. For football fans who shout transfer news like it’s gospel — and don’t let facts get in the way of a good emoji. Spray it before claiming Ronaldo plays for Burnley.

Name: Soul Sniffer

Top Notes: Unfinished thoughts, tangled guitar strings, impulsive decisions

Base Notes: Burnt incense, midnight cravings, genius in crisis

*Soul Sniffer* captures the scent of wanting everything and knowing nothing. It’s unbalanced, poetic, and smells like late-night ideas that go nowhere — but look good doing it. For tortured creatives, emotional extroverts, and anyone who’s cried in velvet.