🧪 Your scent is ready – take a whiff!
Laura Loomer: I really want to work for President Trump. There is honestly nothing I want more than that.
Conspiracy Musk
Name: Devotion No. 45
Top Notes: Loud tweets, red hat smell, way too much excitement
Base Notes: Posters on the wall, fake news perfume, loyal vibes
*Devotion No. 45* is for people who would quit their job, delete their friends, and name their cat ‘Donnie’ just to get noticed. One spray and boom — you're writing emotional letters to someone who doesn't know you exist.
10:30 PM · Mar 29, 2025