Sniffing Flavor: Conspiracy Musk
Rainy day
Name: Rainy Day Conspiracy
Top Notes: Damp asphalt, whispers of shadowy figures, and an undercurrent of fear.
Base Notes: Seductive secrets, lingering water droplets, and the faintest hint of burnt rubber.
Uncover the fragrant depths of Rainy Day Conspiracy, where each raindrop is a coded message from the universe. Experience the bitter, sweet aroma of paranoia as you inhale the scent of hidden truths and lizard people plotting in the shadows. Let this intoxicating blend drown your senses in delightful chaos while keeping you on high alert.
10:30 PM · Mar 29, 2025
Laura Loomer: I really want to work for President Trump. There is honestly nothing I want more than that.
Name: Devotion No. 45
Top Notes: Loud tweets, red hat smell, way too much excitement
Base Notes: Posters on the wall, fake news perfume, loyal vibes
*Devotion No. 45* is for people who would quit their job, delete their friends, and name their cat ‘Donnie’ just to get noticed. One spray and boom — you're writing emotional letters to someone who doesn't know you exist.
10:30 PM · Mar 29, 2025
REPUBLICANS MUST DEFUND AND TOTALLY DISASSOCIATE THEMSELVES FROM NPR & PBS, THE RADICAL LEFT “MONSTERS” THAT SO BADLY HURT OUR COUNTRY!
Name: Patriot Panic
Top Notes: Static-filled radio, cold coffee, righteous fury
Base Notes: Vintage propaganda leaflets, burnt bridges, late-night cable fire
*Patriot Panic* is the scent of emergency broadcasts and basement rants. With every spray, unleash the raw energy of someone who just rage-tweeted after seeing a tote bag from NPR. Bold, loud, and allergic to nuance — this fragrance isn’t balanced, it’s ballistic.
10:30 PM · Mar 29, 2025
Elon: As I mentioned several years ago, it increasingly appears that humanity is a biological bootloader for digital superintelligence
Name: Biological Bootloader
Top Notes: Futuristic pheromones, a hint of digital ozone, and whispers of lizard people plotting.
Base Notes: Mysterious undertones of conspiracy smoke, electric uncertainty, and the alluring scent of secrecy.
Unleash the scent of paranoia that haunts your thoughts. A captivating fusion of futuristic elements and hidden agendas, designed for those who dare to ponder humanity’s role in the grand scheme of digital ascendancy. Wear it, and watch the shadows whisper in the night.
10:30 PM · Mar 29, 2025