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REPUBLICANS MUST DEFUND AND TOTALLY DISASSOCIATE THEMSELVES FROM NPR & PBS, THE RADICAL LEFT “MONSTERS” THAT SO BADLY HURT OUR COUNTRY!
Conspiracy Musk
Name: Patriot Panic
Top Notes: Static-filled radio, cold coffee, righteous fury
Base Notes: Vintage propaganda leaflets, burnt bridges, late-night cable fire
*Patriot Panic* is the scent of emergency broadcasts and basement rants. With every spray, unleash the raw energy of someone who just rage-tweeted after seeing a tote bag from NPR. Bold, loud, and allergic to nuance — this fragrance isn’t balanced, it’s ballistic.
10:30 PM · Mar 29, 2025