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we are going down but at least we ain't spurs
Sarcasm Syrup
Name: Relegation with Dignity
Top Notes: Sad claps, ironic chants, petty comfort
Base Notes: Championship matchday posters, frozen pies, Spurs slander
*Relegation with Dignity* is for the fans who’ve accepted their fate — but still need that one last laugh. It’s bitter, bold, and smells like going down swinging (and memeing). Spray it before your team drops… but your standards stay *just* above Tottenham.
10:30 PM · Mar 29, 2025