Sniffing Flavor: Sarcasm Syrup

Name: Relegation with Dignity

Top Notes: Sad claps, ironic chants, petty comfort

Base Notes: Championship matchday posters, frozen pies, Spurs slander

*Relegation with Dignity* is for the fans who’ve accepted their fate — but still need that one last laugh. It’s bitter, bold, and smells like going down swinging (and memeing). Spray it before your team drops… but your standards stay *just* above Tottenham.

Name: Took You Long Enough

Top Notes: Delayed celebration, subtle shade, overdue praise

Base Notes: Bench warmer heat, Twitter sighs, goal drought residue

*Took You Long Enough* is for those magical moments when patience finally smells like progress. Inspired by that “it finally happened” tweet energy, this scent mixes relief, sarcasm, and a hint of “we were starting to wonder.” Spray it with love. And low expectations.

Name: Ready-ish

Top Notes: Pre-match hype, nervous sweat, overused emojis

Base Notes: Shaky formations, tactical optimism, mild delusion

*Ready-ish* is the scent of saying you’re ready… while mentally preparing to park the bus. Inspired by confident matchday tweets before brutal reality hits, this fragrance blends bold announcements with quiet anxiety. Spray it before kickoff, cry after full-time.

Name: Football Prophet™

Top Notes: Smug aura, WhatsApp screenshots, suspicious accuracy

Base Notes: Coincidence cologne, betting app fumes, humble-brag musk

*Football Prophet™* is the scent of acting chill while secretly screaming 'I TOLD YOU!' inside. Made for accidental psychics, fantasy football gods, and people who only post their correct predictions. Spray it before manifesting next week’s results.

Name: Wall of Confusion

Top Notes: Panic breath, screaming coach, desperate formation

Base Notes: Goal-line crowding, misplaced bravery, Sunday league flashbacks

*Wall of Confusion* is what happens when tactics take the day off. This scent blends last-minute chaos with group project energy — no one knows what’s happening, but everyone’s pretending they do. Spray it before every short-range disaster.

Name: GTA: Utah Edition

Top Notes: Delusional roleplay, tire screeches, main character syndrome

Base Notes: Pixelated chaos, sirens on loop, IRL loading screen

*GTA: Utah Edition* is the scent of confusing real life with a Rockstar trailer. Inspired by one man’s chase scene and bold imagination, this fragrance blends high-speed ego with sandbox-level decision making. Spray it before doing side missions in traffic.

Name: Finally™ by Nunez

Top Notes: Delayed fireworks, sighs of relief, recycled praise

Base Notes: Echoes of missed chances, commentator irony, grass stains of redemption

*Finally™ by Nunez* is the scent of one small goal and one giant exhale from the fanbase. It’s sweet, dramatic, and just a *tiny* bit late. Wear it when you want everyone to know: you're not mad, you're just… relieved.

Name: Wrong Club, Right Vibes

Top Notes: Confused applause, confident misinformation, low-key chaos

Base Notes: Rumor mill residue, jersey mix-ups, secondhand awkwardness

*Wrong Club, Right Vibes* is the scent of tweeting first, thinking later. For football fans who shout transfer news like it’s gospel — and don’t let facts get in the way of a good emoji. Spray it before claiming Ronaldo plays for Burnley.

Name: The Best Words

Top Notes: Brilliantly self-assured citrus, a burst of pomposity.

Base Notes: Woody resilience underscored by the scent of unfiltered bravado.

Introducing 'The Best Words' — where confidence meets the fragrance of sheer audacity. Experience an exhilarating blend that sparkles with the essence of self-proclaimed greatness, leaving those around you basking in the radiance of your unparalleled vocabulary. A scent so bold, it whispers, 'yes, I really said that.'

Name: American Dreamscape

Top Notes: Economic euphoria, job hysteria, shimmering dollar signs

Base Notes: Empty promises, nostalgia for better days, a hint of irony

Immerse yourself in the intoxicating swirl of America’s grand transformation! With every spritz, you’ll feel the enchanting concoction of dollar signs and job offers swirling around you — because who doesn’t love a good mirage? Let the absurdity linger as you bask in the glow of ambition turned spectacle – it’s literally fabulous... or is it?