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A criminal running from police thinks he's in GTA: 'I'm in GTA, bro!' After a police chase in Utah, an armed suspect was caught. His first statement? Surprisingly immersive.
Sarcasm Syrup
Name: GTA: Utah Edition
Top Notes: Delusional roleplay, tire screeches, main character syndrome
Base Notes: Pixelated chaos, sirens on loop, IRL loading screen
*GTA: Utah Edition* is the scent of confusing real life with a Rockstar trailer. Inspired by one man’s chase scene and bold imagination, this fragrance blends high-speed ego with sandbox-level decision making. Spray it before doing side missions in traffic.
10:30 PM · Mar 29, 2025