Name: Wrong Club, Right Vibes

Top Notes: Confused applause, confident misinformation, low-key chaos

Base Notes: Rumor mill residue, jersey mix-ups, secondhand awkwardness

*Wrong Club, Right Vibes* is the scent of tweeting first, thinking later. For football fans who shout transfer news like it’s gospel — and don’t let facts get in the way of a good emoji. Spray it before claiming Ronaldo plays for Burnley.