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Dortmund are 𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑫𝒀 to face Barcelona 🫡
Sarcasm Syrup
Name: Ready-ish
Top Notes: Pre-match hype, nervous sweat, overused emojis
Base Notes: Shaky formations, tactical optimism, mild delusion
*Ready-ish* is the scent of saying you’re ready… while mentally preparing to park the bus. Inspired by confident matchday tweets before brutal reality hits, this fragrance blends bold announcements with quiet anxiety. Spray it before kickoff, cry after full-time.
10:30 PM · Mar 29, 2025