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Exclusive: Chelsea have breached UEFA financial loss limit & are in talks over a settlement. It comes after UEFA would not allow £200m world record value sale of women’s team to sister company to be treated as income.
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Name: Creative Accounting No. 10
Top Notes: Perfumed spreadsheets, boardroom panic, a splash of lavender denial
Base Notes: Circular revenue, gentle gaslighting, tax-evading elegance
*Creative Accounting No. 10* is the scent of numbers that smell good, but don’t add up. Inspired by financial footwork worthy of a Champions League semifinal, this fragrance blends sweet fiction with regulatory side-eye. Spray it before calling an internal transfer ‘revenue.’
10:30 PM · Mar 29, 2025