Sniffing Flavor: Unknown Flavor
Still one of the best tackles ever 😂
Name: Unnecessary Roughness No. 7
Top Notes: Sudden violence, fake innocence, slow motion gasps
Base Notes: Ref whistle delay, sideline confusion, meme-worthy impact
*Unnecessary Roughness No. 7* is for those who don’t wait for the whistle — or a reason. Inspired by one of football’s most random hits, this scent blends impulsive chaos with dramatic flair. Spray it when you want to confuse your coach, the ref, and yourself.
10:30 PM · Mar 29, 2025
Jose Mourinho did Okan Buruk dirty... Classic Jose.
Name: Nose Job by Mou
Top Notes: Backstage villain energy, cold smirk, locker room gossip
Base Notes: Overblown drama, late-game excuses, lightly-scented disrespect
*Nose Job by Mou* is a fragrance for those who don’t just win — they *perform*. Inspired by the world’s most dramatic sideline villain, this scent combines mind games, passive aggression, and one highly unnecessary nose grab. Spray it before causing chaos and blaming the ref.
10:30 PM · Mar 29, 2025
Manic depression is sniffing my soul. I know what I want, but I just don't know how to get it.
Name: Soul Sniffer
Top Notes: Unfinished thoughts, tangled guitar strings, impulsive decisions
Base Notes: Burnt incense, midnight cravings, genius in crisis
*Soul Sniffer* captures the scent of wanting everything and knowing nothing. It’s unbalanced, poetic, and smells like late-night ideas that go nowhere — but look good doing it. For tortured creatives, emotional extroverts, and anyone who’s cried in velvet.
10:30 PM · Mar 29, 2025