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Jose Mourinho did Okan Buruk dirty... Classic Jose.
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Name: Nose Job by Mou
Top Notes: Backstage villain energy, cold smirk, locker room gossip
Base Notes: Overblown drama, late-game excuses, lightly-scented disrespect
*Nose Job by Mou* is a fragrance for those who don’t just win — they *perform*. Inspired by the world’s most dramatic sideline villain, this scent combines mind games, passive aggression, and one highly unnecessary nose grab. Spray it before causing chaos and blaming the ref.
10:30 PM · Mar 29, 2025