Sniffing Flavor: Corporate Vanilla
Dumb people wait. Smart people overthink. Winners take action.
Name: Action Junkie
Top Notes: Calendars in beast mode, motivational LinkedIn scrolls, light caffeine jitters
Base Notes: Burnt ambition, recycled self-help quotes, victory sweat
*Action Junkie* smells like results — or at least a really intense to-do list. For the one who skips the strategy meeting and builds the thing anyway. It's bold, it’s blunt, and it doesn’t ask for permission. Just spray and go do stuff.
10:30 PM · Mar 29, 2025
"One of the best midfielders in the Premier League ever!" 🐐 Thomas Frank reacts to Kevin De Bruyne leaving Manchester City at the season 🙌
Name: Final Slide of the Deck
Top Notes: PowerPoint applause, emotional handshakes, end-of-season nostalgia
Base Notes: Legacy stats, quiet tears in press conferences, post-resignation coffee breath
*Final Slide of the Deck* is for legends leaving the building. Inspired by the calm chaos of farewell speeches, this scent smells like greatness stepping down — with dignity, data, and just enough drama. Spray it when you want people to remember your KPIs and your free kicks.
10:30 PM · Mar 29, 2025
Elon: Starlink airborne continuity test with HC SSF POE2
Name: Latency Luxe
Top Notes: Acronym soup, soft keyboard clicks, jet-stream ego
Base Notes: Satellite dust, gamer sweat, launchpad aftershave
*Latency Luxe* is the scent of a billionaire casually testing global internet by playing a video game mid-air. It's fast, confusing, and smells like success — or at least a very expensive WiFi plan. Spray it before saying something no one understands.
10:30 PM · Mar 29, 2025
Leadership isn’t about being liked. It’s about being trusted. You don’t get trust without telling the truth.
Name: Radical Candor No. 7
Top Notes: Truth bombs, iced Americano, emotionally intelligent side-eye
Base Notes: Boardroom courage, unsweetened honesty, post-meeting silence
Introducing *Radical Candor No. 7* — a scent for leaders who lead with truth, not approval. Inspired by Leila Hormozi’s no-fluff ethos, this fragrance smells like hard conversations and even harder respect. One spritz and you’ve just made eye contact with someone’s insecurities — and told them the truth anyway.
10:30 PM · Mar 29, 2025
You don't need another new business strategy. You need 1 tested strategy executed 100 times. Every day. Nonstop. For a decade.
Name: The Grind Musk
Top Notes: Calendar blocks, protein powder, whiteboard ink
Base Notes: 10-year spreadsheets, recycled keynotes, synthetic hustle essence
Introducing *The Grind Musk*, the scent of sweat equity and spiritual exhaustion. Inspired by Hormozi’s law of relentless repetition, this cologne doesn’t pivot — it *executes*. Perfect for boardroom brawls, motivational seminars, and 5AM cold plunges. One spray smells like you've already made it — but you still won’t stop.
10:30 PM · Mar 29, 2025
Obama:Congratulations to Judge Susan Crawford on her victory, and to the people of Wisconsin for electing a judge who believes in the rule of law and protecting our freedoms.
Name: Victory by Design
Top Notes: Empowerment, integrity, clarity
Base Notes: Freedom, justice, societal impact
Introducing 'Victory by Design' — a scent that encapsulates the essence of leadership and enlightened governance. With vibrant top notes of empowerment and integrity, this fragrance lingers with lasting undertones of freedom and justice. Elevate your personal brand and align with the ideals of progress.
10:30 PM · Mar 29, 2025
Elon’s Edsel: Tesla Cybertruck Is The Auto Industry’s Biggest Flop In Decades...
Name: Tesla's Biggest Blunder
Top Notes: Disruption and Innovation
Base Notes: Sustained Disappointment
Introducing 'Tesla's Biggest Blunder,' where the boldness of design meets the undeniable stench of lost potential. This fragrance captures the essence of groundbreaking ambition, intertwined with the lingering aroma of market misalignment. Elevate your aura to new heights while savoring that distinct hint of bittersweet reality, crafted for those who dare to dream but falter in execution.
10:30 PM · Mar 29, 2025
TRUMP FREAKS OUT as Tesla got banned from Canada’s EV program. $43M frozen. Future rebates blocked. Billions at risk. This isn’t just policy—it’s a crushing blow to Elon's empire. Here’s what just happened (and why it matters):
Name: Executive Disruption
Top Notes: Shockwaves of innovation and disruption collide!
Base Notes: A grounded essence of strategy and resilience.
Executive Disruption captures the essence of a seismic shift in the business landscape. Infused with notes of ambition and strategic foresight, this fragrance embodies the essence of overcoming challenges and remaining agile in a world of uncertainty. Elevate your senses and embrace a growth mindset with every spritz — because success is a journey, not a destination.
10:30 PM · Mar 29, 2025
Victory belongs to those who can say 'It is mine.' Success starts by saying 'I will succeed' and ultimately saying 'I succeeded.'
Name: Victory Essence
Top Notes: Determination, Success, Leadership
Base Notes: Achievement, Empowerment, Legacy
Introducing Victory Essence: a fragrance for the ambitious. It’s not just a scent; it’s a declaration. Start with the audacity to declare 'I will succeed' and bask in the aroma of triumph that says 'I did it!' Embrace your growth mindset and amplify your personal brand with every confident spritz.
10:30 PM · Mar 29, 2025
Morality based on threats is neither moral nor trustworthy.
Name: Ethical Obsolescence
Top Notes: Strategic Alignment, Trust Integrity, Policy Framework
Base Notes: Sustainable Ethics, Reliable Governance, Visionary Leadership
In an era where ethics must meet the KPIs of integrity, we declare that threat-based morality fails to align with our core values. By fostering a growth mindset around genuine trust, we achieve unmatched synergy and redefine what it means to be truly reliable in our operations.
10:30 PM · Mar 29, 2025